Oh, NKOTB! It was gorgeous, disgusting, indulgently pure cheese. C.H.E.E.Z.E!
It was, at times, a sad reminder that our 40-year-old boy bands are just not cool anymore. I could almost hear the "two.. three... four!" in their heads as choreographed dance moves happen. But, on the brighter side, it was what late 80's, early 90's dreams are made of. They played every song I know and even some new ones that I could care less about.
Pictures to come. Forgot my camera, so my girlfriend will send me some soon.
NKOTB Vancouver reviews:
JON:
This shy, reserved 40 year old was no where to be seen. I sat in the 3rd row to the right of the stage and he didn't make it to the wing even ONCE. Not once! It's ok with me as I don't find him entertaining or good-looking. Plus. he's not really a singer, just a lipper.
DONNY:
Word to your mother. True to style, he had baggy jeans custom made for the tour. He's still homey gee white boy but to be fair, he holds this band together. Without his audience interaction this concert would have been a total flop. Good for you Donny.
DANNY:
It's not that he doesn't try. He does. He made frequent 'wing stage' trips and we saw his lip syncing up close many a time. But, at the end of the day, it IS Danny and he'll never be Jordan. No matter how many weights he lifts and muscles that bulge. BUT... I will give him props for his breakdancing. Yes! I did write BREAKDANCING!
JORDAN:
I feel like corner Jordan Knight in a room and saying to him. "Jordan, you are good looking, you can sing, and you need to come out of your shell! Why are you being so reserved. You probably would of had an even better career solo if you'd just bathed in the spot light a bit more, instead of loathing it.
JOEY:
While still sweet and kinda cute in a funny way. He's no Justin Timberlake, though I feel like he wants to be. Good ol' Joey. I can't say too much bad about him because, well, I'm a Joey lover from way back. I love you Joey. XOXOXO